Yensidyat is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, competent bear.

Yensidyat created tapeworms four years ago.

If you believe in Yensidyat, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yensidyat, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Yensidyat's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Yensidyat's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt monkeys.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yensidyat.

5. Never talk about fire.