Flowlegyed is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, uncaring crane.

Flowlegyed created viruses twelve years ago.

If you believe in Flowlegyed, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Flowlegyed, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Flowlegyed's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Flowlegyed's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four birds approach from the west.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never wear boots.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Flowlegyed.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.