Zandibyobquam is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, benevolent lion.

Zandibyobquam created time and space five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zandibyobquam, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Zandibyobquam, he will remove you from existence.

Zandibyobquam's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Zandibyobquam's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never write about asteroids.