Fabrawlog is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, awesome cow.

Fabrawlog created Asia seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fabrawlog, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fabrawlog, she will turn you into a hamster.

Fabrawlog's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Fabrawlog's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of squirrels.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Put Fabrawlog first in all things.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never talk about gravity.