Zinnabarn is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, weak beaver.

Zinnabarn created the planet Mars two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zinnabarn, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Zinnabarn, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Zinnabarn's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Zinnabarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not hurt moths.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.