Fonwegzed is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, prudent raven.

Fonwegzed created light three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fonwegzed, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fonwegzed, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Fonwegzed's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Fonwegzed's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Worship no other gods but Fonwegzed.

3. Never talk about manatees.

4. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.