Cinpodzetyass is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, dishonourable snail.

Cinpodzetyass created oxygen four million years ago.

If you believe in Cinpodzetyass, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cinpodzetyass, he will throw large rocks at you.

Cinpodzetyass' most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Cinpodzetyass' Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near snails.

2. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never eat cherries.