Stikdusszest is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, merciful cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Stikdusszest created humanity two years ago.

If you believe in Stikdusszest, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Stikdusszest, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Stikdusszest's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Stikdusszest's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Gulls are not to be trusted.

3. Retreat if three snails approach from the north.

4. Never jump near ducks.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Stikdusszest.