Pogvenmad is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, charitable goose.

Pogvenmad created a top quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Pogvenmad, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Pogvenmad, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Pogvenmad's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Pogvenmad's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Pogvenmad must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.