Yeblipceb is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, conceited jellyfish.

Yeblipceb created Asia three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yeblipceb, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Yeblipceb, he will not invite you to parties.

Yeblipceb's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Yeblipceb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Worship no other gods but Yeblipceb.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Run away from gray swans, for they are unholy.