Midcusszud is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, wise tapir.

Midcusszud created the planet Venus two years ago.

If you believe in Midcusszud, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Midcusszud, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Midcusszud's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Midcusszud's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not dye your hair green.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Midcusszud.