Yestwadgub is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, staggering dragonfly.

Yestwadgub created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yestwadgub, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yestwadgub, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Yestwadgub's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Yestwadgub's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not wear red clothing.

5. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.