Taillop is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, conceited raccoon.

Taillop created the Cigar Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Taillop, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Taillop, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Taillop's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Taillop's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat birds with great respect.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never run in the presence of ducks.

5. Never think about cell theory.