Flisyogpog is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, quiet walrus.

Flisyogpog created bats eight million years ago.

If you believe in Flisyogpog, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Flisyogpog, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Flisyogpog's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Flisyogpog's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured whales.

2. Never paint your hands pink.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not eat turnips.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.