Vabdamstan is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, astonishing dingo.

Vabdamstan created an electron nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vabdamstan, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vabdamstan, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Vabdamstan's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Vabdamstan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not dye your hair mauve.

5. Always help ducks.