Taryessflis is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, astonishing ant.

Taryessflis created the Large Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Taryessflis, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Taryessflis, he will turn you into a puffin.

Taryessflis' most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Taryessflis' Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Taryessflis.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never talk about comets.
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