Gabsaw is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, conceited jellyfish.

Gabsaw created the solar system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gabsaw, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gabsaw, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Gabsaw's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Gabsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always help sick cats.