Rapriplit is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, duplicitous newt.

Rapriplit created life three million years ago.

If you believe in Rapriplit, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rapriplit, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Rapriplit's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Rapriplit's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight dolphins approach from the north.

2. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

3. Do not dye your hair purple.

4. Do not speak about peas.

5. Never sing in the presence of otters.