Pibbandusswit is a god.

He takes the form of a small, deceitful tapir.

Pibbandusswit created the Andromeda Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Pibbandusswit, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Pibbandusswit, he will throw large rocks at you.

Pibbandusswit's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Pibbandusswit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never paint your chest green.

5. Never laugh in the presence of shrews.