Zantonkgad is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, prudent centipede.

Zantonkgad created a strange quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zantonkgad, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Zantonkgad, it will turn you into a rat.

Zantonkgad's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Zantonkgad's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat capybaras with great respect.

2. Do not hurt tortoises.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

5. Never talk about nebulae.