Dottafpang is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, duplicitous goblin.

Dottafpang created time and space five million years ago.

If you believe in Dottafpang, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dottafpang, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Dottafpang's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Dottafpang's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

2. Run away if three capybaras approach from the west.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.