Weecitquamgud is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, bad-tempered deer.

Weecitquamgud created the Andromeda Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Weecitquamgud, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Weecitquamgud, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Weecitquamgud's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Weecitquamgud's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear pink boots.

2. Never wear tights.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Put Weecitquamgud first in all things.