Mumwigtad is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, narcissistic alligator.

Mumwigtad created energy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumwigtad, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Mumwigtad, it will turn you into a puffin.

Mumwigtad's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Mumwigtad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no gulls in a room before entering it.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not hurt horses.

5. Mumwigtad must be the most important thing in your life.