Pibdavgad is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, kind raven.

Pibdavgad created carbon nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Pibdavgad, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Pibdavgad, he will turn you into a frog.

Pibdavgad's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Pibdavgad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pibdavgad.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.