Carstigbat is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, sapient human.

Carstigbat created water six billion years ago.

If you believe in Carstigbat, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Carstigbat, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Carstigbat's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Carstigbat's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not dye your hair black.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Carstigbat.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.