Armgannil is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, vain fox.

Armgannil created water four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Armgannil, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Armgannil, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Armgannil's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Armgannil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

2. Erect five copper sculptures of Armgannil on top of important buildings.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not hurt horses.