Tankarsat is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, idiotic mouse.

Tankarsat created the Black Eye Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Tankarsat, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tankarsat, he will destroy your favourite star.

Tankarsat's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Tankarsat's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear cyan.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not dye your hair white.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.