Tingidvol is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, pitiless pigeon.

Tingidvol created the planet Venus three million years ago.

If you believe in Tingidvol, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tingidvol, it will turn you into a slug.

Tingidvol's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Tingidvol's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never sing near sharks.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never eat bark.