Nullarmhan is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, fast chinchilla.

Nullarmhan created light three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nullarmhan, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nullarmhan, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Nullarmhan's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Nullarmhan's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed carrots to nematodes while wearing turquoise skirts.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Do not drink alcohol.