Bogbellmeg is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, effective hamster.

Bogbellmeg created a quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogbellmeg, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bogbellmeg, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Bogbellmeg's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Bogbellmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Retreat if five monkeys approach from the east.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. You must never eat rice.