Ortdamcit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, able shark.

Ortdamcit created the Andromeda Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Ortdamcit, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ortdamcit, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Ortdamcit's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Ortdamcit's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ortdamcit.

2. Never wear boots.

3. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not shave your back.