Natfigkip is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, cheerful bee.

Natfigkip created the Sunflower Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Natfigkip, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Natfigkip, it will turn you into a puffin.

Natfigkip's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Natfigkip's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Hide if eight seals approach from the west.

3. Worship no other gods but Natfigkip.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Natfigkip.

5. You must never eat tomatoes.