Honrawjen Ditfatduss is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, charitable whale.

Honrawjen Ditfatduss created light five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Honrawjen Ditfatduss, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Honrawjen Ditfatduss, she will make you grow a tail.

Honrawjen Ditfatduss' most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Honrawjen Ditfatduss' Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three eagles approach from the south.

2. Foxes are not to be trusted.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Retreat if six shrews approach from the east.