Rigfidnurl is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, egotistical armadillo.

Rigfidnurl created the planet Mars two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigfidnurl, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rigfidnurl, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Rigfidnurl's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Rigfidnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into fawn rooms.

2. Run away if six shrews approach from the north.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Erect seven zinc sculptures of Rigfidnurl on top of important buildings.

5. Do not listen to music.