Gadstafbest Haddankombabspagdusspakmeg is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, selfish bee.

Gadstafbest Haddankombabspagdusspakmeg created the Sun five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gadstafbest Haddankombabspagdusspakmeg, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Gadstafbest Haddankombabspagdusspakmeg, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Gadstafbest Haddankombabspagdusspakmeg's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Gadstafbest Haddankombabspagdusspakmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Never wear turquoise ear rings.

3. Never sing in the presence of snakes.

4. Never paint your hands magenta.

5. Never skip in holy places.