Bosskipzog is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, dishonest armadillo.

Bosskipzog created life seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bosskipzog, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bosskipzog, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Bosskipzog's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Bosskipzog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Bosskipzog loves doves, so they must be respected.

4. Never paint your face purple.

5. Bosskipzog must be the most important thing in your life.