Pomwapapp is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, irritating shark.

Pomwapapp created gold two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pomwapapp, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pomwapapp, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Pomwapapp's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Pomwapapp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. You must never eat gooseberries.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never think ill of sick snakes.