Zagladfon is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, humane bird.

Zagladfon created a top quark two years ago.

If you believe in Zagladfon, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Zagladfon, it will destroy your home planet.

Zagladfon's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Zagladfon's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Do not wear iron on your body.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Feed all hungry capybaras.

5. Do not cook food in pots.