Rigmonflam is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, selfish wasp.

Rigmonflam created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rigmonflam, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rigmonflam, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Rigmonflam's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Rigmonflam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Hide from fawn voles for they are unholy.

4. Always obey Rigmonflam's priests.

5. Feed all hungry turtles.