Bogyarlarg is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, uncaring grasshopper.

Bogyarlarg created a charm quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogyarlarg, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bogyarlarg, she will destroy your home solar system.

Bogyarlarg's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Bogyarlarg's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat turnips.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not covet oxen.