Xemfasbon is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, able octopus.

Xemfasbon created the planet Venus nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xemfasbon, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Xemfasbon, it will torture you forever.

Xemfasbon's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Xemfasbon's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Always obey Xemfasbon's priests.

3. Xemfasbon loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

5. Do not commit murder.