Stikvilnutt is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, intelligent dove.

Stikvilnutt created light six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stikvilnutt, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Stikvilnutt, he will have a low opinion of you.

Stikvilnutt's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Stikvilnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Never talk about geese.

3. Never feed coconuts to grasshopers while wearing black hats.

4. Never run near tortoises.

5. Put Stikvilnutt first in all things.