Dityokhen is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, ruthless newt.

Dityokhen created dark matter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dityokhen, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dityokhen, he will cry a lot.

Dityokhen's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Dityokhen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always obey Dityokhen's priests.