Ominlit is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, stupid octopus.

Ominlit created silver four million years ago.

If you believe in Ominlit, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Ominlit, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Ominlit's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Ominlit's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured mice.

2. Do not dye your hair pink.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Ominlit.

4. Never mention horses.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.