Sandittun is a god.

It takes the form of a small, generous gorilla.

Sandittun created a quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandittun, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sandittun, it will turn you into a hamster.

Sandittun's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Sandittun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never wear cyan scarves.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not drink water in red rooms.