Zagriltag is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, irritating swallow.

Zagriltag created carbon five billion years ago.

If you believe in Zagriltag, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Zagriltag, it will not care at all.

Zagriltag's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Zagriltag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always wear pink.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Retreat if four grasshopers approach from the west.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.