Mifdimgom is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, contented raccoon.

Mifdimgom created the Sunflower Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Mifdimgom, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Mifdimgom, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Mifdimgom's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Mifdimgom's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat frogs with great respect.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.