Farnhadbid Zagyamlenpas Titlablib is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, staggering human.

Farnhadbid Zagyamlenpas Titlablib created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Farnhadbid Zagyamlenpas Titlablib, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Farnhadbid Zagyamlenpas Titlablib, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Farnhadbid Zagyamlenpas Titlablib's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Farnhadbid Zagyamlenpas Titlablib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Worship no other gods but Farnhadbid Zagyamlenpas Titlablib.

4. Always obey Farnhadbid Zagyamlenpas Titlablib's priests.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Farnhadbid Zagyamlenpas Titlablib.