Bedrillbep is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, almighty crane.

Bedrillbep created Asia two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bedrillbep, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bedrillbep, he will turn you into a sheep.

Bedrillbep's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Bedrillbep's Holy Commandments

1. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Retreat if three porpoises approach from the north.

5. Always treat dolphins with great respect.