Vidhamnell Nelstigflabnat is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, all-knowing mouse.

Vidhamnell Nelstigflabnat created the Andromeda Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vidhamnell Nelstigflabnat, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Vidhamnell Nelstigflabnat, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Vidhamnell Nelstigflabnat's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Vidhamnell Nelstigflabnat's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt grasshopers.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never mention shrews.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Vidhamnell Nelstigflabnat on top of all buildings.